allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

hyrodium:

The proof of Sum of Square Numbers!

thatweirdsmithgirl:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

But does a car actually make a “nyoom” noise when it’s moving? Or is it just in the human brain, from what other humans have told them it’s supposed to make, so when it goes by, you just hear that “nyoom” sound?

meta18:

osoru:

image

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

raspberrying:

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

shounenyuki:

Fox Fact #1:
The red fox loves to eat bread, however does not have a way to bake or legally buy it.

shounenyuki:

Fox Fact #1:

The red fox loves to eat bread, however does not have a way to bake or legally buy it.

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

isacknewton:

isacknewton:

WHY CAN’T SHEEP BE THE PLURAL OF SHOOP INSTEAD LIKE GOOSE AND GEESE 

image

he got really mad cause he likes shoop better

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

accioslothsplease:

maravenus:

I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective

The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece